Are you fucking kidding me, people?
“Hey presumably intelligent New York Times reader - you liked this crap. Here’s a load of bullshit so you can justify it to yourself.”

Courtesy of my roommate Tyson, from Sunday’s New York Times, we get the sort of inane bullshit op-ed the likes of which makes me Ray Carney angry. I’ve gone on rants on this blog before about how pissed it makes me that this frivolous piece of shit is being taken seriously by anyone, but the notion that Juno speaks to deep sociological concern for teenage womanhood is fucking risible. Caitlin Flanagan’s piece, which goes on a self-involved tangent about the author’s noodly extrapolations from a piece of errant bathroom stall graffiti, is the worst kind of cinematic analysis, devaluing the context of a single moment from a film as a means of expounding on the author’s own pet issues. Here, she takes a moment from a scene in which Juno (Ellen Page) is talking to her father about the pregnancy, and the father says, “I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.”

(It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie, but I believe Juno’s reply is some chortle-worthy bit of on-the-nose dialogue like “I don’t know what kind of girl I am…”)

Nevermind the fact that this is the only point in the film where the filmmakers make any attempt to draw some sort of familial conflict out of Juno’s pregnancy - elsewhere, it’s all braindead yuks, as when, reacting to the news for the first time, Juno’s parents (JK Simmons and Alison Janney) respond with some wokka-wokka jokes about the potency of the father’s sperm. That this film is getting any sort of serious treatment as anything other than a subpar teen comedy is truly galling, but in a year with direly important, politically and sociologically solvent films like There Will Be Blood and I’m Not There, not to mention a film that actually shows a complex and harrowing understanding of pregnancy and young womanhood (the astonishing 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days, which opens soon in New York and which I’ll write some more about in the coming weeks), Juno getting the backslapping Sunday op-ed mindfood treatment is fucking criminal.

COMMENTS / 4 COMMENTS

oh brendon, i am a super fan of you.

i made a pregnancy film a year ago, and even that was better than juno, and i didn’t even know how to use final cut pro yet.

Although, i praise Juno for sponsoring the “email/blog/link” tools on New York Times articles. I don’t know what my life would be like without.
Which makes me think your analysis would also benefit from analyzing who benefits from Juno’s profits? This “little movie that could” smacks of a complete farce, and i bet some pockets go deep. The emperor has no clothes!

ps. i can say one positive thing: Cera has gotten super hot - he is a reverse Savage.

christinnn added these pithy words on Jan 15 08 at 10:14 am

agreed. just — agreed.

Bailey added these pithy words on Jan 17 08 at 9:26 am

“but in a year with direly important, politically and sociologically solvent films like There Will Be Blood and I’m Not There”
Wow, I didn’t realize when I saw those films that they were direly important. Idiotic me, I thought that they were, like, movies. Y’know, entertainment? And, shit, they’re solvent, too? Man, I wish I had hip people like you around to tell me what films are dire AND solvent and what films are pieces of shit. Yeah, dude, a chick playing Bob Dylan blew my fucking mind out of my urethra, too! Crazy!! And dire!! I need to get my head out of my poop-chute so that I don’t make mistakes such as liking movies that hip, intellectual, self-righteous, opinionated Web-loggers (such as yourself) deem (somewhat callously, but you are forgiven) “pieces of shit”.
Oh, and good word choice on “chortle-worthy”. Thank God for that ole online thesaurus, eh, chieftain?
And Christinn, I bet yr film was waaaay better than Juno (according to your folks). You should see if you can get it released sometime. In the theaters. On a buncha screens. Theater screens. So a lot of people can, y’know, see it. But, I s’pose it’s probably too good for us runny-nosed, shitty-pantsed masses that huddle into those multiplexes like so many vultures pecking the eyeballs out of the corpse of “dire solvency”.

Horsey Sauce added these pithy words on Jan 18 08 at 9:17 pm

who the fuck is this horsey sauce person? and why are they commenting on your blog if they only see films as mere entertainment as opposed to forms of art that should be held responsible for every choice that is made in its creation?

syd added these pithy words on Jul 13 08 at 10:00 pm

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