This man appears nude. Come and get it, ladies.

I just watched this. It’s not very good, but Frank Langella is. If I were the director, I would murder the sound guy, because this is some of the worst sound recording I’ve ever seen in a major motion picture. Just the murkiest damn dialogue, and all sorts of horrible live effects - did no one on set decide to pick up some room tone?

And then I noticed that it’s rated PG-13, despite having a solid three seconds of Frank Langella’s dick.

Can someone possibly explain this one to me? Not that I’m a big fan of the MPAA and its puritanical qualification system, but is old man dick less dicky than young man dick, because I’ve never seen dick in a PG-13 movie before.


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What what? I don’t remember one at all. Surely not Spider-man…

Brendon added these pithy words on Jul 23 08 at 10:07 pm

No not Spiderman’s penis, but not at all appropriate for 13yo in my opinion –Spiderman performs an abortion!! Sheesh 3 seconds of dick is nothing compared to the subject matter here !! don’t get me wrong it is a GREAT flick just not for 13 year olds–
( I took my (then) 6 year old daughter ~”~)

Lynne added these pithy words on Jul 24 08 at 12:38 am

Cider House Rules was also weird because there was that part when Charlize Theron got naked and I was like “whoa, didn’t see this coming in a pg-13.”

And I was thankful because that was the best part of a pretty bad movie.

Andrew added these pithy words on Jul 28 08 at 11:19 am

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